Bad Translator V2

[e-maxx]

Original text:

"homoloveuals are gay"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hot"

[Ad Bot]

[Waru]

Original text:

"wiener"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hot dog sandwich."
Original text:

"richardbutt"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dan richard"
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I do not have access to all lines of Horace."
"Talkin' 'bout these blurred lines"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A set of working methods."

[Yosher]

Original text:

"Cookie Clicker is a Javascript-based browser video game written by French programmer Julien Thiennot,[1] better known as "Orteil" (French pronunciation: ​[ɔʁtɛj], literally toe), and released on August 10, 2013."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Here in the European Parliament: video games in the browser, it looks sweet Schalke [1], 10.10.2013, Zain, Julian thonklauthonkramom command does not work with Java (Portuguese Spelling: France [ɛ last j t ru collection, Peter]), the Prime Minister."

what is it with bing translator and the european parliament

[joe411]

Original text:

"God hates cigarettes."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There is only one God."

[Renousim]

"I like to eat ice cream while watching The Walking Dead"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Mangerò the ice in the meanwhile for is run massacres considers"

"I like to eat ice cream while watching The Walking Dead"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I like to eat ice cream when they die away.

[joe411]

Original text:

"1. Do not post ambiguous topics. The title of your thread should describe its contents. If you are asking a question, there should be a question mark at the end. Ambiguous topics will be locked."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"1 is not clear. Message body, rubriqu G, Szentivany, as all the same problem. Rubriqu waves"

[Renousim]

"onion ring"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Soan "

[Madmitten]

"this brother brought a motherforgetin raincoat"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""
(random language order)
"this brother brought a motherforgetin raincoat"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"People, people."

[AutoBahn]

"You have selected Microsoft Anna - English (United States) as the computer's default voice."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"By default, sound ı Microsoft (Finland)"

[Nasoa]

"I like men."

"As white"

so we know how you like your men now bing

[snot2]

"Better call Saul! "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Paul?"

"In Walter White's back yard you will notice an outline of a fire place right by their sliding back door, but inside the reverse wall is the dining room/kitchen. Their fire place inside should be on the side of the house."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If a person is placed in the garden, but the altar into the wall. It should be on."

[xSetrox]

"I am a taco"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... The EU in CT"

[Nasoa]

Original text:

"My snake is bleeding!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Blood brothers"

[Renousim]

Original text:

"My snake is bleeding!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Blood brothers"

lol

[Ipquarx]

Original text:

"This sentence is composed of several words carefully arranged to form a coherent sequence."

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Birou iin orao Vrtern comps cohrente squence iin. "

I say TransPerfect should be it's own language.