masturbating before bed

[Acerblock]

what makes it a problem?

reported

re-re- Excuse me, reported? Are you joking?

[Ad Bot]

[Muslim]

Read the conversation and you'll figure out why this associates.

Just stop posting.

[SquartleTurtle]

re-re- Excuse me, reported? Are you joking?

i think stocking was sarcastic

[Acerblock]

i think stocking was sarcastic

oh. um. I. uh. knew that.

[Nickelob Ultra]

oh. um. I. uh. knew that.

nope she's dead serious.

[Acerblock]

nope she's dead serious.

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or...

[Ipquarx]

Those pictures are very odd, we have to figure out exactly what they are.

They're all black and white. Maybe they represent some binary data?

[Anti-Block]

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or...

sarcasm is a social construct so you probably have type 2 autism

[Skull Candy]

why is this still alive

[.::Taboo::.]

in case it isn't obvious, this is almost definitely making fun of everyone who thinks they're an ace internet detective and goes to ludicrous lengths to ~solve these mysterious args~

[AlsoSulfate]

knowing stocking, this probably has no "solution" and she just wants to make you guys look like idiots

also she knows that the only reason any of you clicked this was because it's a thread about masturbating. made by a girl. and you wanted to jerk to it.

[.::Taboo::.]

my best friend has told me how she has very bad habits regarding masturbating before sleeping, i figured this would be something i could use to make fun of her

[Anti-Block]

wait

girls masterbate???????

[Tayasaurus]

wait

girls masterbate???????

No

We don't fart either

Stocking is just pulling your third leg

[.::Taboo::.]

gross