The New King of the Hill - 2014

[Axo-Tak]

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I mindcontrol Stocking and her crewmembers and make their entire ship fleet attack SirLancelot7.

My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

I summon a constant army of Space pirates who destroy stockings fleet and axo.

My Hill

[Darkmario765]

I persuade your army that you are a worthless ruler and they overthrow you and claim me:
King of the hill.

[Cool Boi]

I blow up the hill
my hole

[ghost_man]

I fill in the hole with you in it.
My flat space of land.

[SirLancelot7]

I bury you alive.

My cemetery.

[Zanaran2]

I ravage your cemetery and throw you in a grave and bury you.
Then I fly to Topeka and claim a hill.
MY HILL.

[SirLancelot7]

I come back to life with a horde of zombies that storm your mountain and slowly eat you alive.

My hill.

[ghost_man]

I arise from the dead as a tank with an army of fellow tanks and beat the crap out of you until you're a pile of strained flesh.

My hill.

[Flatflyer]

I hollow out the hill and live inside it.

My Hollowed out hill.

[SirLancelot7]

I pour mustard gas in your hole.

My Hill.

[Lego lad]

I ignite the mustard gas with chemicals no of this world.

my hill

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I make everyone be vaporized on the hill. My hill.

[Flatflyer]

I create the most Mary sue OC ever and send it to the Hill.

My Hill

[SirLancelot7]

I find a bigger and better hill.  Everyone is jealous and abandons the old hill.

My new hill.