Author Topic: oh gawsh the spiders are everywhere  (Read 2598 times)

I have a feeling this is just a copycat of the ants thread
what
forget no

anyway, i think i might see where they are coming from, there's a hole behind one of my shirts and there is a ton of egg sacs inside the wall near the hole

best idea
1.get hairspray
2.get lighter
3.spray hairspray and then light the lighter then put them together
4.aim at spiders
5.hear them scream
6.kill all of their siblings so they cant get revenge

best idea
1.get hairspray
2.get lighter
3.spray hairspray and then light the lighter then put them together
4.aim at spiders
5.hear them scream
6.kill all of their siblings so they cant get revenge
that's quite
intense

or get hairspray then spray the carpet with some word but make sure the letters connect then get your lighter then light like hell

Bomb your closet with poison, yeah, there will be dead spiders everywhere, but at least they will be dead.
most of them

Eat them.

Black Widow's are poisonous. Pesticides wont do much on them. I recommend setting up some Glue traps to kill the spiders because they'll starve to death. If that fails or your scared to, call a Spider exterminator to eradicate them spiders. Also, seal up potential holes that provide shelter to small spider colonies.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2013, 11:19:16 PM by Theepicman »



how the forget did these forgeters get in my shirt? i saw a black widow crawl out of my fav. shirt... and i shouldn't really risk losing all my stuff by using fire
i'm doomed

Black widow invasion?  Wow....that's the most original spider story anyone could ever have.

forget the closet

burn the whole god damn house down

might as well take down the neighborhood aswell

i might even go as far as to evacuate the country
Don't get on my level.
I found out the hard way there are spiders in space.

let them lay eggs in your hair so they get poisoned from the toxic chemicals

Spiders are really attracted to clutter, and dust. I think cleaning up the areas where you have spiders would help.