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Who is lord tony?
Rainzx¹:
Every morning, as sunlight filters through his bedroom window, Lord Tony sits up in his bed. Looks up at the beautiful morning sky and mutters,
"I loving hate candy colored cartoon ponies"
Anti-Block:
there once was a proud lord, named Tonyuss
who spent his days campaigning against the tyrannous rule of the Brohenius,
his rage a riot of vehement dispraise
he aired out his grievences 'till the end of 'is days
alas, poor tony was put under the knife
when the Brohenius clammered to end their strife
He-Who-Knows-All, Badspotus, decided it right
to end Tony's rage with his holy might
Stocking:
there once was a manchild named Tony
who feared his becoming a brony
until it got worse
when he butt-forgeted a horse
and never again was he lonely.
Gsterman:
--- Quote from: Legoboss on November 30, 2013, 03:18:33 PM ---Sit down, let me tell you a story.
The Ballad of Tony
There once was a Lord, a lord named tony, who fell far from his crown
he raged and he fumed, for he was doomed,
by Badspots ban hammer
he yelled and he moaned, about these ponies, with his keyboard covered with tears and sweat
but one day he was vanished, no trace, no trail.
Yet, we all know...
he lives on, this very day, crying about a cartoon like a baboon!
while he moans slowly about ponies
if he ever came back, with his back door dry as a sand crack,
he would vanish again
for this is no land, for
lord tony
--- End quote ---
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SWAT One:
--- Quote from: Anti-Block on November 30, 2013, 05:32:22 PM ---there once was a proud lord, named Tonyuss
who spent his days campaigning against the tyrannous rule of the Brohenius,
his rage a riot of vehement dispraise
he aired out his grievences 'till the end of 'is days
alas, poor tony was put under the knife
when the Brohenius clammered to end their strife
He-Who-Knows-All, Badspotus, decided it right
to end Tony's rage with his holy might
--- End quote ---
Rhymes and everything. Much clap for you.