Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 52952 times)

193. grab a bunch of hot wheels and throw them at everybody saying "BEAT THAT!"

Okay, I'll stop trolling.
194. Admitting to trolling.

I can't believe you said that, you're an idiot

195. Put M&Ms on layaway.

196. Lay down on layaway

197. Roundhouse kick a man in the jaw.
198. Duct tape all of the deck furniture on display to the ceiling.

199. Run around screaming, "LEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEENKINS." and punching everyone you see.
200. Eat the candy at the checkout.

edit: hey look 200

201. Run out of the subway if it has one and yell out "EAT FRESHHHHHHHHHHH"


203. Bringing a cookie monster into the cookie section.

204. Ask to speak with a manager at service. When they come, ask them if they can have someone type an application for you at the job kiosk. If they refuse tell them you will call the corporate office to snitch on them for you are disabled and can't type (illiteracy; basically perfect for any Wal-Mart job.)

205. Get some scissors and stab an employee in the eye, then open the scissors, and then scream "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!"


207. Drag a chair to the TVs and watch it

208. sleep in a bed

209. make fun of employees 

210. get stuck in a freezer

211. get caught sleeping in a freezer

212. Insult Walmart's almighty low prices.