10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)

[Malleo100]

644. Knock all the medicine off the shelfs while yelling SCIENTOLOGY!!
645. Hide in the floorboards and take unsuspecting women down to your lair and rape should follow

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

646: Test out the walmart grills, propane, and steaks all at once.

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

647. harassing the cashiers with a sausage from the meat aisle

[Eden]

648. Giving a lap dance to a maintenance worker

[XR-7]

649: Make roostertails out of brake cleaner and sell them as gourmet wine.
650: Smash the deli counter with a piece of a produce box so you can sneeze on the food.
651: Roll around on the floor crying because they only have Subway and not Taco Bell (you do get kicked out for this)
652: Douse someone in water and rub peanut butter in their wet hair.

[xSetrox]

653. Knock down the batteries in the automobile aisle

[Slate521]

654. Put all the batteries in series and try out some arc welding.

[Dre5567]

655.weiner
656.masturbate in toys section
657. play research on all laptops
658.buy an apple product
659. rooster weiner
660.watch smosh
661.beep ching ding ding
662.use AOL
663.use facebook
664. lamps
665. fart in warehouse section
666.  HAIL SATAN 666666666666666 HAIL HAIL HEIT

[crunk²]

667. just wipe stuff on everything. meats? wipe stuff on it. stuffty $5 perfume? wipe stuff on it. xbox one on display? open the case and wipe stuff on it.

[Malleo100]

668. Bring a science textbook and open to the page with the anatomy of the reproductive organs and parade around the children's sections holding the book above your head and make sure everyone can see

[No, I am not Lord Tony!]

420: Smoke weed every day.

[Alyx Vance]

668. Bring a science textbook and open to the page with the anatomy of the reproductive organs and parade around the children's sections holding the book above your head and make sure everyone can see

669: break all of their iDevices

[dr_pepper]

670. Going to K Mart
671. walking in dressed as Obama and yell "YO brotherS GIMMIE DEM WEED"
672. walking in dressed as Riddler

[Eden]

673. Clear off any table in the store and start playing a heavy rock song on the guitar. Do a super loud song as soccer moms walk by.

[crunk²]

674. james woods