10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

788: pissing napalm on the propane tanks

+1 if you get the reference

[Ad Bot]

[Pie Crust]

#789

[XR-7]

Apocalypse confirmed

790. Spray paint yourself white and stand on the shelves in the clothing department impersonating a mannequin.

[MrKitKat]

791. Be buttkills64

[No, I am not Lord Tony!]

804:

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

792. throwing a temper tantrum in the toy aisle because you couldn't afford a bad touch krotchy

[Pie Crust]

804:

What the forget?!

[Yin Yang]

793. Buy some thick black wigs, rip off a good lot of the hair, remove a female mannequins skirt/pants (so it's around there ankles) and super glue the hair to the mannequins crotch area.

[Pencil42]

We're here already?

794: Walk inside with a 360 controller and pretend you're playing Goat Simulator

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

795. picking up a trash can and throw it at a cashier
796. break a cash register
797. throw bread at people and say "EAT THE BREAD YOU STUPID BIRD"
798. molesting a child in the bathroom
799. going POSTAL and murder everybody in the store
800. being betelgeuse

[Malleo100]

801. Fart on the air fresheners
802. Replace the red paint with period blood
803. Make sweet love with the milk jugs

[Alyx Vance]

804: Testing the lubricants
805: Testing the medication
806: Flash mob in the main part of the store

[hodot]

807. yell "DO THE HARLEM SHAKE" in the middle of the store and then strip naked and start dancing

[Flatflyer]

808. crouch on top of the aisle and stare at everyone who passes by like a vulture.

[dudeman162]

809: free the slaves from their captives