Someone called the cops on my girlfriend just now

[Bisjac]

well who doesn't want a Thai girlfriend. seriously

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[Otis Da HousKat]

I only want a Thai girlfriend if she has a richard. Or is that assumed?

[Zanaran2]

well who doesn't want a Thai girlfriend. seriously

People who don't want STDs

[Bisjac]

for 20 bucks, you can get a hot godly thai piece of ass to follow you around partying all night with ya.
and then when back at your hotel, you shake her hand and politely thank her for a fun night out. and she goes home.

its how its done

[Otis Da HousKat]

In high school my vocation school teacher bought some chick from the Philippines or something and he pasted pictures of her everywhere and would talk about her nearly every class.

This same man also showed up to school drunk more often than not so it didn't seem out of place really.

[Cappytaino]

I don't understand why you guys are so prejudicial.

[Stocking]

I don't understand why you guys are so prejudicial.

the word you're looking for is "prejudiced"

not that i'd expect a pathological liar histrionic to be good with words

[Cappytaino]

the word you're looking for is "prejudiced"

not that i'd expect a pathological liar histrionic to be good with words

okay, you've attacked my grammar, please enlighten me on what else you have to say

[Nikolan]

i read a book about it. yeah forget the cops for trying to stop you from killing yourself which is not only a) a stuffty temporary solution but b) harmful to your friends and family.

you're taking it from the quote wrong

"Self Delete is a permanent solution to a temporary problem"

[Cassord²]

inb4 this gets moved to drama.

[Stocking]

okay, you've attacked my grammar, please enlighten me on what else you have to say

1. you are provably a gigantic liar friend bitch

2. your stories arent even good or believable lies

3. your lies are so laughably bad that it's downright insulting that you assume we're dumb enough to believe them

4. you lie all the time and pretty much every thread you make is some stupid lie story you made up

5. plus you really suck

[Cappytaino]

1. you are provably a gigantic liar friend bitch

2. your stories arent even good or believable lies

3. your lies are so laughably bad that it's downright insulting that you assume we're dumb enough to believe them

4. you lie all the time and pretty much every thread you make is some stupid lie story you made up

5. plus you really suck

1. You're one of the most argumentative people I've seen, and in a bad way

2. It seems like you seek out to be an starfish to me specifically and that isn't appreciated

3. Remember the whole "look guys i'm japanese so kawaii desu" stunt? There's a twinge of irony there.

4. I don't understand how I'm supposed to prove this to you guys, I'm sharing a life event which was scary at the time for me and I understand there have been fabrications in the past, part of the reason I made a new account after my ban was to start clean and only tell the truth.

[Kimono]

3. Remember the whole "look guys i'm japanese so kawaii desu" stunt? There's a twinge of irony there.

that reminds me

stocking, can you do this again

[XR-7]

You can prevent all that if you break into an incineration plant, climb on the conveyor belt and kill yourself there

Someone has to sweep up the ash 

1. you are provably a gigantic liar friend bitch

2. your stories arent even good or believable lies

3. your lies are so laughably bad that it's downright insulting that you assume we're dumb enough to believe them

4. you lie all the time and pretty much every thread you make is some stupid lie story you made up

5. plus you really suck

Stocking is using her professional arguments again.