buy the above user a christmas present!

[the hacker]

Twelve rounds of ammo

Eleven loving Tasers

Ten assault rifles

Nine thermal drills

Eight pounds of Meth

Seven loaves of bread

Six hostages

Five vaults of cash <- attempt to make this text sound epic

Four works of art

Three necklaces

Two bags of gold

And an officer named Timmy

The 12 days of heisting: a PAYDAY 2 parody of "12 days of Christmas"

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

Twelve rounds of ammo

Eleven loving Tasers

Ten assault rifles

Nine thermal drills

Eight pounds of Meth

Seven loaves of bread

Six hostages

Five vaults of cash <- attempt to make this text sound epic

Four works of art

Three necklaces

Two bags of gold

And an officer named Timmy

The 12 days of heisting: a PAYDAY 2 parody of "12 days of Christmas"

gee thanks!
also skip this post

[Pecon]

A crypter.

[ßlöükfáce]

Some artz
Change "buy" to give because what if we want to make the gift instead

[Eckheart]

Aw damn, I wanted to do Pecon.

OT: A girlfriend.

[Clone v.117]

A swift death.

[jarelash]

A box of cox

[foulprairiedog]

A large, flared Chance the Stallion with cumtube!

[Treti]

Bad dragon carrot + 8 liters of cum lube

[LeetZero]

A onahole.

[Bacon Pancakes]

A onahole.

A mask
Get me an alt plz thanks bby<3

[Quote Story]

bacon

[KillerCop311]

fakon (veggie bacon)

[Lego lad]

a fine for using fake bacon

[Filipe]

A giant bone