What if you found out that the zombie apocalypse had started?

[Zanaran2]

fortify Costco

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[Epicduke]

get the machete and other garden tools from my garage, get water from my pantry, grab my backpack and put my camping stuff in it, and then go to the nearby fields

[querty67]

Get an weapon and beat some zombies down until they reach hell

[Dino5678]

let the zombies hug me

[Cut Glass]

For resources, would go to the store (in a attempt to get supplies before other people) bring them back and store them, fill the bathtubs, sinks, and any contains I could find with water.

For protection, my house came with storm protection steel window covers that attach to the outside of windows in the home, would probably put those up and use anything I could really find to fortify my house, would probably have my friend who owns multiple guns (2 Glocks, AR-15, and a M4) come over for protection, since I live in a pretty good sized 2 story home it would be practical. And would shoot the stuff out of any zombies that tried to break in.

My friend also owns a 10,000 Watt gasoline generator so I would probably siphon fuel out of our 3 cars (and the neighbors hehe) and keep that for power whenever we need that.

[Arekan]

all of you are stupid
atleast, those who decide to actually stay where they were
fortifying your homes is a stupid idea
this only works when the opposite party has a chance of actually leaving you alone, possibly to resupply or if they simply give in
zombies dont do that. they'll break through ~eventually~ and you just put yourself in a dead-end situation.

[Bisjac]

well in reality it wouldnt be a big deal. half of households have guns and all zombie types in movies and games havnt been all to threatening to any armed person.
it could never actually get bad enough to where they are the majority and the few survivors left are so helpless.

it would prob be announced in emergency notices, and be over before i even seen any.

[matthewbim11]

I would cry every time.

[Tonkka²]

Wait 2 weeks inside until all zombies are eaten by bacteria.

[Malleo100]

1. Grab items that could be good for killing (Dagger, Hunting rifles, Marshmallow crossbow, etc)
2. Steal golf carts from the country club
3. Aquire golf clubs and apply doors and chainsaws and guns to carts
4. Take friends & Family to Sam's Club (My town doesn't have a Costco)
5. Set up mini civilization in Sam's Club with townsfolk
6. ???
7. Profit

[Iron]

1. Steal the neighbours rifle and infiltrate the nuke launchpad.

2. Hack the system so nuke blows up all in America.

3. Move to Antarctica where zombies couldn't live.

4. Live until zombies die of bacteria.

5. Shout inb4death.

6. WIN!!!

[jonnyman5656]

1. Have friends get frick-ton of food from walmart.
2. Take the food and friends and fortify Mernards or other hardware store.
3. Make TONS of Pvc air cannons and get mini village in Mernards.
4. Take out all zombies in a mile radius.
5. Resupply food stock plies and pillage local hardware stores.
6. Survive hopefully for a long time.
And that's how you survive. Maybe.

[Doughboy]

let the police deal with it, because they can

[morningstar]

What kind of zombie?  The book World War Z kind, the movie World War Z kind?  Headshots only?  Dead or alive?  Virus or magic?  
I'll assume it's a Max Brooks-style zombie and tell you all my whole plan.  

1) First, I would get my brother and we would grab as many of our guns and ammo as we could along with an axe and a hatchet.  Maybe knives.  
2) I would go to my friend's house.  If the virus was already prominent in my area I would not try to find him.  
3) I would go to my school.  Again, if the army was already using it to house infected, I would avoid that whole area.  
4) If I could not hold out in my school or the local army recruitment center I would go home and hole up there temporaily - just long enough gather needed supplies, etc.  
5) Drive/walk Northwest and then west at the Canadian border until I've reached the Rockies
6) Cross the Rockies
7) I don't know from there.  I'll think on this more

I'm surprised more of you don't own guns.  You guys would all die.  

[Ceist]

what if OP means a L4D type zombie apocalypse?