The stuffty Superpower Game

[Reinforcements]

Your combustion is bad for the environment and has been outlawed in all parts of the world.

The amazing ability to swim in air.

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

You drown if you stay in the air too long without going in water.

the power to grow wings and fly.

[:(]

you look like flatflyer's avatar

the ability to finish whatever you're working on in a second

[ResonKinetic]

The final product of whatever you were working on is incredibly low in quality.

The ability to keep the government from controlling the damn Internet.

[shinyarceus4]

Government installs a camera into everybody's toilet.

The ability to explode and reconstruct at will, without damaging anything.

[Amerax]

You reconstruct into a different thing every time.

[firestorm]

error 404 Super power not found. Generating power......
You have the ability to produce low quality everything.
The ability to run at mach 10 with no bodily damage.

[ResonKinetic]

You suffer severe brain damage from not being able to comprehend what goes on around you at that speed.

The ability to turn objects into coins at will.

[ThinkInvisible]

Said coins are welded together in the shape and size of the object. They are part of a currency system that won't exist for thousands of years.

The ability to switch into and out of Surgeon Simulator-esque movement, allowing any object to be lifted without harm to anyone but any medical patients that might be around.

[Malleo100]

Except you have to use your non dominant hand while it's numb.

The ability to drink beer and not get intoxicated.

[Biohazard]

you don't realize your limits and still die from alcohol poisoning.

The ability to not have an ability.

[shinyarceus4]

You essentially become a lobotomy patient.

The ability to JPEG any image.

[BlurIsBack]

But it doesn't work on PNG files

The ability to sit everywhere I want!

[Abstath]

You later get ass cancer

Ability to not forget anything

[Flatflyer]

You soon forget you have this ability

The ability to make myself cute to everyone