The stuffty Superpower Game

[ResonKinetic]

Every stuff you take is a foot in diameter.

The power to piss at will.

[Ad Bot]

[Zanaran2]

You can only piss straight into your mouth.

The ability to collect bottlecaps

[Malleo100]

But you have to pick the up with your eyelids

The ability to have a voice so you don't have to repeat yourself when talking to old people

[Schrödinger]

You have to repeat yourself talking to young people.

The power of gayskull.

[Biohazard]

It's fifty shades of Grayskull.

The power. he-man reference

[ResonKinetic]

It only works on Wednesdays past four o'clock PM.

The ability to interject from every orifice.

[Zanaran2]

You can only interject 1 sperm cell. You didn't say how much.

The ability to disable other people's abilities.

[SWAT One]

You can only use it once.

The ability to quantize people into the number i.

[ThinkInvisible]

You now have the ability to heavily confuse people by speaking i*(their true name).

The ability to write/erase in midair using any writing device, ordinary or not.

[crunk²]

you can only write erotic harry potter scat fanfiction.


the ability to breathe underwater.

[ResonKinetic]

Every time you do it, a small fish appears in front of your face and you choke on it.

The ability to make small fish appear in front of people's faces.

[shinyarceus4]

You can only summon lampreys.

The power to grant any wish.

[ResonKinetic]

you can only grant any wish that your grandmother makes

the ability to transform into a cookie monster at any given time.

[firestorm]

You are deathly allergic to coookies.
The ability to drop kick anyone with black belt perfection.

[Zanaran2]

You can drop kick like a black belt. Literally. You'll just flap your leg around.

The ability to spontaneously combust at will.