Author Topic: So I have a fake pair of legs. What do  (Read 2784 times)

how do we know you didn't cut someone's legs off
how do we know you didn't cut someone's legs off

how do we know you didn't cut someone's legs off
i have
i cut my own legs off


1.) attach fake ass
2.) fleshlight in fake ass
3.) ???
4.) buckets of profit (cum)

1.) attach fake ass
2.) fleshlight in fake ass
3.) ???
4.) buckets of profit (cum)
only real suggestion

start making yourself into a mech


Attach long strings to the tops of both legs.

Stand on a very tall building.

Instant string-puppets. Even better if you can manage to make them look like they're sort of walking by attaching a different set of strings to the heels and pull them up in just way alongside the top strings, to make the legs appear to be walking.

Bonus points if you have a friend record people's reactions with a hidden camera.


cut off your legs

and replace them with the fake legs

Issue resolved.

Make it into abstract art.

and replace them with the fake legs

Issue resolved.

leg stew. leg burgers. chicken fried leg. leg au poivre. leg steak and eggs.

leg stew. leg burgers. chicken fried leg. leg au poivre. leg steak and eggs.

This man is a genius.  Use your real legs for this stuff, while walking on your fakes.

OGM!!11!!  Look how much you benefit?  You can walk AND eat yumminess.  Or you can just walk and have fake legs.


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I don't know how to relay my emotions upon seeing this image into words.

Mainly because I have no idea what I am even looking at.