How about a storm trooper blaster
tiny baby gun for little child soldier hands, make feel like toy.
pulse gun from aliens
meaty "manly man" weapon for use by guffawing imbecile who think they john rambo wayne.
lasgun
quality weapon made of factory of vostroya, shoot good and ammo is many.
bolter
brick made of brick, no sight of iron. i am not space marine, no aiming projects on my eyes, is useless to me.
starcraft gauss rifle
phenomenal failure of gun, with all technology still fails to wound zergling? i laugh at gauss rifle ha ha.
morita rifle from starship troopers?
jingoistic war pigs and their loud guns no better than orks i kill to protect family. i spit on morita rifle.