A girl asked me if I masturbate

[plad101]

then get a safe and then start drilling it for three hours and when it opens put a piece of paper in there that says blow me

Then take a super soaker full of jizz and start stroking it while screaming "I'm a gay monday".

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

i masturbate all the time. im masturbating right now.

Well, who isn't?!

[Zanaran2]

Well, who isn't?!

stocking's one

[Steve5451²]

That's not something to freak out over. :/

[Ayxrion]

are you kidding you shouldve said yes

[plad101]

are you kidding you shouldve said yes

This

[Electrk.]

your rep is ruined forever

[plad101]

Setro you should of just whipped out your richard and screamed YES I DO while stroking her tits

[Ayxrion]

Setro you should of just whipped out your richard and screamed YES I DO while stroking her tits

do 13-14 year olds have big tits?
if not it aint worth it.

[plad101]

do 13-14 year olds have big tits?
if not it aint worth it.

One of my old friends has pretty big ones and she is 12 man 12

[Zanaran2]

One of my old friends has pretty big ones and she is 12 man 12

she stuffs paper in her bra.
don't buy it.

[Steve5451²]

do 13-14 year olds have big tits?
if not it aint worth it.

Unfortunately, 14 year old's breasts are too large. :(
Flat chests 4 life.

[plad101]

she stuffs paper in her bra.
don't buy it.

Oh stuff i didn't remember you could do that

[Zanaran2]

Unfortunately, 14 year olds are too old.

I read it like this for some reason.

[Steve5451²]

I read it like this for some reason.

Well that's true too.