$5, what to do?

[Cupcakehat]

buy some duct tape and tape your loving mouth shut

1. buy a fire cracker
2. cut a hole in a bouncy ball and put it the firecracker inside (glue it in)
3. light it
4. throw it in a crowded area

the more you throw at once the more fun you have

EDIT: also, try throwing it into a bathroom stall while someone is on the stuffter

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[Caribou]

Buy some donuts!

[Nonnel]

buy a lighter and burn the remaining money

[Malleo100]

Go to a gas station and pay the cashier the $5 and say "Indifferent". He will take you to a highway and hitch a ride on a red semi tanker. The trucker will drop you off at a harbor. he will tell you to get on a boat shipping cargo to anywhere Scotland and hide in the cargo area. Once you get there go to a corner store. Ask for meat loaf flavored Doritos. The clerk will lead you from there.