One of the best feelings in the world

[Mardalf]

I don't see how having any sort of cylindrical object in your ass should feel climaxic to any guy that isn't gay.

Explain.

im using climaxic as the only thing that I can think of euphoric might be better? but seriously taking a dump is amazing and it's more the relief of getting that "cylindrical object" out
Plus I have a condition where my body produces benzoylmethylecgonine when I have a bowl movement so yea might be cause of that

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

anyone ever play with their cellphone on the toilet like way after you've already finished? lol

[Frostbyte]

anyone ever play with their cellphone on the toilet like way after you've already finished? lol

Yep.
I always get me some good vibes when something I really like announces a sequel or I see a trailer for it comes out.

oooh.

[Jubel]

anyone ever play with their cellphone on the toilet like way after you've already finished? lol

Screw the cellphone I bring my 3DS in there.

[Mardalf]

anyone ever play with their cellphone on the toilet like way after you've already finished? lol

ha yea but I tell myself its to be sure to get all the stuff out of my system  

poop is an eternal struggle. the strong minded can will away their need to urinate through witchcraft, but poop waits for no one. ever been cozy in your bed and needed to poop? none mind how long you lasted, you either were driven mad and spewed lukewarm foodsoup all over your futon or you manned up and ventured from your palace of warmth to your bathroom

Some people might tell you to cut the crap and stop dumping stuffty poems on the Internet
butt I think you have great potential  

[Stocking]

Screw the cellphone I bring my 3DS in there.

ive brought my laptop in there before, i remember i was doing a raid in WoW and just played it on the toilet so i wouldnt have to go afk xD

[Mura]

ive brought my laptop in there before, i remember i was doing a raid in WoW and just played it on the toilet so i wouldnt have to go afk xD

Nice one!

[Sami2ss]

Nice one!

hold on guys i gotta do somethiNRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ok im back

[Stocking]

hold on guys i gotta do somethiNRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ok im back

lol no

just turn your mic off and heal xD

[CharlesSpeaking]

well, someone's been posting around 500 threads recently

can i call you muslim

[Machaty]

Beating a boss in dark souls
It feels spectacular after getting gang banged like fifty times in a row by a gaint spider with boobs
forget you chaos bitch

[Brickman]

despite anti-blocks vivid explanations of unleashing a brownie earthquake in the john, i was still able to eat nachos while reading this thread

[carolcat]

seeing your best friend again after spending a year apart is a p good one (and then hurts a lot when they leave)
but yea i guess taking a stuff is great, thanks ot for cheering me up with dumb poop jokes

[cooldawson3]

despite anti-blocks vivid explanations of unleashing a brownie earthquake in the john, i was still able to eat nachos while reading this thread

Though you must admit, they were pretty beautiful explanations.

[Johnny Blockhead]

Doing more then 1,000 damage in a round on Boss Battles.

You feel completed (only for about two seconds, though).