What is your deepest secret?

[XR-7]

His name is an adjective and he was referring to the adjective jokingly.

I'm referring to it as a literal joke.

[Ad Bot]

[Yin Yang]

I... am still a dude

[psychomutt]

I... am still a dude

i remember you, or someone sayig that you were a girl.

[Aware]

I... am still a dude

what a shocker

[Wheatley]

So what you're saying is you didn't Chin Chang

[xSetrox]

i pick my nose

[Zanaran2]

i pick my nose

dont we all know this

[Gumba Jonny]

okay to set the mood let me describe one of my dreams to you guys that i remember from probably over a year ago now

i was in the shower and i decided to try to suck my own richard
in this my richard happened to be the size and weight of a loving flounder too mind you
i didn't know what i was doing so eventually i was able to touch my lips to it while standing and midair and then i fell and got knocked out
from there the dream ended and as far as i know that was the only dream i remember from that night

so...

[Yin Yang]

i remember you, or someone sayig that you were a girl.

Which is why i posted here, i lied about my gender cuz my parents had me convinced that if i release one true detail about myself i'll be tracked down and kidnapped. I'm done with the whole pretending ima chick thing now.

what a shocker

It is for people that know me

[.:FancyPants:.]

if they're really fat

hey now i'll have you know i'm in the 1st percentile of weight and i can only go as far down as my knees so why don't

are so inactive that they have no flexibility.

OKAY MISTER NOW I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

edit: no but for the record i think some portion of inflexibility comes through genetics, none of my siblings can touch their toes and neither can my dad, but my mom can.
also my brother can nearly grab his elbows around his back so i dont know what the deal is

[Bisjac]

no one even noticed my semi-confession xd
its far more dramatic then everyone here is posting

[Tokthree]

The only secrets I have are the ones I spend most of my time trying to forget about :/.

[Lego lad]

The only secrets I have are the ones I spend most of my time trying to forget about :/.

You can't forget a Murd-

[Tokthree]

Hey man, if you can forget to finish that sentence then I'm sure I can forget absolutely anything.

[Yosher]

no one even noticed my semi-confession xd
its far more dramatic then everyone here is posting

I've got secrets that even my closest girlfriends have never known.

XD

I'll give a hint.
overseas. had to pay her off. wonder how that turned out :o

This?