Author Topic: What is your deepest secret? (Read 19766 times)

Mr Man · January 28, 2014, 02:51:04 AM

Quote from: Muslim on January 28, 2014, 01:09:46 AM

im special needs

I dont think that's really a secret...

Quote from: Eksi on January 28, 2014, 01:25:44 AM

asperger's is not a temporary condition

you were a kid. kids are dumb.

This. I used to be a tard too.

As for me:
I have a small snake

I want to be a girl

I'm really loveually confused

I used to be afraid of fire alarms

I used to be afraid of taxidermed animal heads

I've sucked myself before (And swallowed)

I've never shaved my pubes because I dont know how (nor do I have an extra razor, and I'm not using the same one I use for my face)

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Harm94 · January 28, 2014, 03:12:48 AM

Quote from: Nikolan on January 27, 2014, 10:07:53 PM

yeah hang on let me just tell a bunch of forgets on the internet my deepest secrets i probably couldn't tell a therapist

brb screen capping all of these for the future to blackmail everyone

Mardalf · January 28, 2014, 03:42:23 AM

nobody can ever know

RedGajin · January 28, 2014, 03:47:19 AM

i never completely shave my privates anymore because i sometimes get ingrown hairs and they look like bumps and idk what herpes look like but im p sure that its close to that
so now i just shave around the outside and trim down the rest real short

Darksaber2213 · January 28, 2014, 03:53:17 AM

-mmm nope-

Mardalf · January 28, 2014, 03:54:28 AM

Not to mention the "fffffffffffforget stubble!!!!" Feeling the day after
and the day after that and the day after that and so on I don't have time to shave my pubes every day so I just trim once a week or so

Stocking · January 28, 2014, 05:56:06 AM

im actually kind of partial to vore

joe411 · January 28, 2014, 06:56:04 AM

I secretly enjoy looking at threads like this and see people admit they have Asperger's syndrome.

Swat 3 · January 28, 2014, 07:17:54 AM

Quote from: Mr Man on January 28, 2014, 02:51:04 AM

I have a small snake

I've sucked myself before (And swallowed)

You must be really flexible.

hodot · January 28, 2014, 07:51:53 AM

I actually enjoy eating lima beans.

Juicy Drop Pop · January 28, 2014, 08:41:02 AM

I broke the living room vase.

SailorMan · January 28, 2014, 09:44:46 AM

Im a girl. Ever see the movie "She's the Man?" Yeah, thats my life. Only I haven't told anyone my secret. Until now!!

Daswiruch · January 28, 2014, 09:45:43 AM

story time

'twas a day just like 10 minutes ago.
to play call of duty: black ops II on my shelf.
felt a fart but was actually a shart.
i liquidly stuff on my self.

The end.

One time when I was 8 I swallowed a lot of bubble gum and then went to stuff and discovered I had blown a bubble with my ass and showed my parents.

Passta Soup · January 28, 2014, 09:47:08 AM

succotash is my favorite vegetable dish and im straight

Legoboss · January 28, 2014, 09:53:54 AM

I am actually Rotondo