Funny / Weird stuff that happens at your school

[Epicduke]

also everyone at my school thinks england=the united kingdom.
Maryland is one of the most educated states, but most of us can't do simple geography.

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[RedGajin]

someone stuff all over our bathroom floors once (like fukin everywhere, covered the floor, on the walls) and our principal got on the intercom and said "whoever got mud all over the bathrooms needs to report to the main office immediately so they can clean it up"

everyone knew it was stuff lol who you trying to fool teach

[Mr Man]

Not much happens at my school, although my friend left a cheeseburger in her locker shortly before winter break and it stayed there until another student threw it out last week (our lockers dont have locks)

[Mister Cheese]

someone stuff all over our bathroom floors once (like fukin everywhere, covered the floor, on the walls) and our principal got on the intercom and said "whoever got mud all over the bathrooms needs to report to the main office immediately so they can clean it up"

everyone knew it was stuff lol who you trying to fool teach

Who exactly is gonna own up to that
"Yeah I threw mud all over the walls and I'm ready to clean it up!!"

[Frontrox]

This kid who sat next to me would masturbate during class. He didn't wip out his richard or anything..He just rocked back and forth and made moaning noises. This was only when these hot exchange students sat in front of us though.

[Jubel]

one time i wrote snake on the whiteboard

[Gamefandan]

Bitches ain't got stuff.


This one time a guy got hit on the chin with a football and he had a seizure, he had to be airlifted out of the school.

Another time I walked into the bathroom only to find a five-foot swastika on the wall made entirely out of feces.

One time during a field show for marching band a man without a shirt came running out onto the field with a trombone. Poor bastard blew his lip out playing so loud, he was hospitalized, mostly because of the 400 pound Samoan that tackled him.

Once again in the bathroom, oh this one is really good, someone either bought tons of stuff or saved it for like a year because every single wall of every single stall was COVERED in stuff.

My sophomore year of high school the senior prank was to fill every single lock of every single door on campus with cement. This caused over $10,000 in damages.

Junior year the senior prank was these guys basically bought TONS of gum and chewed it up for a couple months, one night they SATURATED the ground with chewed gum.


I may have more stories later.