Funny / Weird stuff that happens at your school

[Boink!]

back when i went to public school one time this weird kid followed me into the restroom and asked me "do you wanna do it?" i asked him "what?" and then he just smiled at me and walked out.
wouldn't really matter if he made a move on me or not because at the time i was like half a foot taller than him and I could have beat his ass.

that reminds me back in 5th grade this one creepy fat kid always followed my friend and i and tried to get in on every conversation and had a strange tendency to touch people

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[SlayerZ99]

We had a mock shooting at my school on Saturday. Swat team went in with paintball and chalk guns. Apparently one police officer shot my Vice Principal 3 times because he was walking around observing.

[Legoboss]

Also outside during lunch there are two see-saws, and whenever I get alone on one, just to sit I guess, a weird tall kid comes and sits on it, not even doing anything, just staring and making some weird-ass face. Then when I leave he starts moving from side to side and making it go up and down.

[Pwnon]

this andrew kid at my school just does random outbursts and stuff and whenever someone gets like insulted hes like

"RRRRRROASTED!!!!"

so loving annoying

[Malleo100]

A classmate who sits next to me during science always says "I love you" at random times.

Another classmate said "Game start" on my way to band class and he lightly punched my arm/torso.

[Cool Boi]

One time, we got 3 pigs and labeled them "1", "2", and "4" and set them loose in the school
while everyone was looking for #3, we shot up the school

[Admiral Obvious]

we shot up the school

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That's some slang for something else, right?

The last day of school last year, some senior rode an electric scooter down the hallways.

[Epicduke]

Not funny or weird, but some girl called Africa a country and it really pissed me off

[psychomutt]

Not funny or weird, but some girl called Africa a country and it really pised me off

there was a girl in my class who thought where virginia was located, like that was oregon.

[mod-man]

i climbed into my schools ceiling and yelled at people once. aaah 9th grade shenanigans :')

[Bahamut]

I almost busted a kid that was smoking pot in the restroom

o so ur a snitch huh

[Malleo100]

Also let's not forget that one time when there was an apple and researcho mag in the toilet.

[Manofthecentury]

i can make this really loving obnoxious whistling noise, and i can throw it like you can throw voices
people try and copy me in class so i just whistle really loudly while they're doing the motions (i can do it with my hands) and the teacher yells at them

[Swat 3]

There was this one time where I thought this chill dude was masturbating in the opposite back corner of the class. The first thing that registered in my head was to look at it and then I turned and I felt my face get hot.

He then called my name and looked at me in a rape face. Next period I asked him if he did actually fapped and he said, "Dude, do you think I... wanked to our teacher."

That was it.
Oh and the times where you are pissing in the urinals and some guy you know who would can beat you up silently walks into the room and uses the urinal next to you, loving scares me.

Said guy said he wanted to rape me brown townly two days before.

[mod-man]

i remember when i went to elementary school i went to the bathroom once and there was this dude in there diggin in the toilets for something

i didnt really want to stay around to find out why he was doing it