Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Cold War Mini - AND THE WINNER IS... ROME?!

[Muslim]

Boeing 797s open fire on a government building in Toronto.

[Ad Bot]

[Badger]

OK so you expect Canada to let huge planes fly over them and not do stuff about it?

[Muslim]

OK so you expect Canada to let huge planes fly over them and not do stuff about it?

Of course they're going to do stuff about it, we're fighting back.

[Badger]

Fighting back for what you have no reason to attack them.

[SWAT One]

Why the hell are there advanced 2009 civilian passenger jets attacking cities?

[Muslim]

Why the hell are there advanced 2009 civilian passenger jets attacking cities?

They're not 2009 advanced. They use current-day technology invented earlier, you may recognize it as "the turret", and they're also not civilian, they're military.

But forget it, my name's Muslim. You should have at least put in the effort to make a joke about planes attacking towers.

Heres the revised order, since the last one I made in fact was horsestuff, I just didn't realize it at the time because I wasn't thinking:

A Boeing 737 arrives in Toronto. A man named Irah Shelly, who is a Canadian-Iranian citizen and tutor, gets out of the plane and goes straight for his hotel. There, he gets a call from Hagbar Alamani:
"The seven ninety's been shot down. They didn't attack. We're retreating. Up to you now." (In Arabic, of course)
So he goes to the government building in Toronto. His connection to the rest of the world has been cut down.

EDIT: It has been revealed that he was stopped by police for being suspicious. He has stopped the attacks and Iran goes back to a calm state. The attack on Canada may as well be over.

EDIT(MORE EDIT): The Iranian Navy, docked in Moscow, leaves Moscow and heads for Greenland to set up a Base Zero in the north.

[SWAT One]

All B797 sources say that it's blended wing body, and most sources say that it's a hoax, including Boeing, or has a variety of different designs, which leads me to believe that it's still a conception.  Either way, the earliest sources to it's construction I found was 2003.

The closest thing that Boeing has compared to what you said is the YAL-1, but that has a laser on its nose, and we're far from energy weaponry.

[Swat 3]

Muslim I will ask for that to be voided becase:
1) Canada is paranoid and put SAMs on boarders. No planes should really be entering and exiting Canadian airspace unless they are military or civilian aircraft that should only be Canadian airlines.
2) You would have been visited by Canadian airforce aircraft upon entering country, again, large amounts airspace regulations.

Canada is highly paranoid about the rebellion and both unknown aircraft created by a communist country flying into their airspace.
nvm you did
Canada starts providing domestic-only (small) companies with money to attempt to get the economy going again and create competition. These companies are watched closely to make sure they do not pocket the money.

Canadian police negotiate a deal where they released 10 rebels for the (living) amount of people in the fort. They then proceed to pump knock-out gas into the ventilation systems, drop tear gas outside, and disarm the communist rebels after being forced to neutralize a few. All are sentenced to death after a trial, and all were actually of Russian/Arabian decent

[Badger]

Peacekeepers are sent to Canada, Canada should focus more on its economy.

[Swat 3]

Thank you.

Canada focuses on economy!

[Jairo]

ussr and china sign a nonaggression treaty with japan

[Swat 3]

canada wants to do that with ussr and china

of course there is a 99% they wont

[Tingalz]

Brazilian armies march into Columbia, Peru, and Venezuela. Footage released shows civilians cheering as they are liberated.
Argentinan rebels are supplied with arms by Brazil.

[Badger]

Australia's navy is mobilizing to liberate Panama!

[Swat 3]

Canada already did that, I don't think Jairo saw that though.

Either way, go democracy!