Anyone else want to tell me how I caused the ddos attacks by being mad at ddos attacks? Come on, don't be shy - type up your best anti-time, reverse cause and effect theory.
Okiver has a time machine. When you banned him, he went back in time and DDoSed the forums, causing him to be banned.
Conclusion: Okiver is an idiot; why not just not DDoS the forums in the first place? Or if he had to be pissy about being banned, why not use the time machine to go back to when the LEGO company was considering buying Blockland and forming a petition to encourage it? ...or would that have too large an effect on the timestream...