Oh please great Zealot, hear my cries! I beg o' great wise one of infinite power to grace me with your majestic presence! Please let my words of a peasant fall upon your mighty ears! You are the greatest, most wonderful person I have ever seen. More beautiful than, a flower, cinderella, and silence, and your chest is mightier than those of Kate Upton. Please oh majestic wonder, grant me a game! I can offer nothing in return but out of the goodness and awesomeness of your heart, please gift me a game.