Author Topic: how do i completely kill ants - THIS IS HORRIFYING  (Read 2487 times)

Flamethrowers. Nuclear warfare. A lot of ways.


i've killed a few queen ants but those sons of bitches keep comin
there is literally no organism i hate more than those forgeters
i accidentally read that as climax and had to go back and re-read

I hope the other ants dont come back and try to tak-

holy stuff its another ant code red

LOL theres no climax i hate when im forgetin

i accidentally read that as climax and had to go back and re-read
If I climaxed ants I'd probably hate it too.

one time i think my brother set an ant on fire
it was kinda cruel though

Form an alliance with another colony and fight back

quick kill them with loving fire
it isnt cruel because they're little stuffs that bug you and dont stop running at you and biting you

would it hurt my cat if i commanded it to start eating ants

Get a magnifying glass. THEY SHALL PAY FOR THEIR SINS.
Or you can just clear out your cupboards.

Form an alliance with another colony and fight back
Then pour molten aluminum down the other colony >:3

I hit that ant off of the bottom corner of the wall and it crawled into the carpet

should i be scared

just find the source of them
and move it somewhere

would it hurt my cat if i commanded it to start eating ants

Ask the zoo for a loaner anteater. Alternatively, use a .45 on each ant you find. Gentle encouragement that they are not welcome is sometimes the only way.