Bad Translator V101

[Gum]

A continuation of this thread.

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Hall of Fail

"Please, give me love or else you shall die."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... I like!"

Original text:

"What the hell is with these stupid hospital kids?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is part of the children's Hospital."

Original text:

"Sometimes I eat ice cream while watching Bel Air"

...105 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sometimes ice-t"

Original text:

"Over his unsound groan rules a wasting beloved."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Persampahan reviews books errors"

[Ad Bot]

[Kamutog]

Original text:

"Hello Blockland Forums, you bunch of little stuffs."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Israeli military forum for peace in order to avoid"

[Flatflyer]

Original text:

"look it down you Canadian Cyclops of Russian myth except you are sucking human grease with violence you would meet on tea parties"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In addition to their ass, body fat and violence outside the view of the Canada Russia Cyclops myths you'll encounter more tea party"

ok.

[Nonnel]

Original text:

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Like chocolate my mom is alive, but you never know."

[CharlesSpeaking]

Original text:

"This message is about to get killed. Sorry, text."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Text links can give me death will come."

well said


Original text:

"I feel bad that my keyboard inputs were all killed by the Bad Translator."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Perfect for caused the collapse of the tradition of good temper, bad."

[Bomb Kirby]

Original text:

"oh look it's this thread again"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Already exists."

[xSetrox]

"I am amazing"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Very surprised"

[Assistant]

"Please, give me love or else you shall die."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... I like!"

[CharlesSpeaking]

Original text:

"This isn't words, this is a horse!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He Said."



Original text:

"I will kill you in eighty nine seconds unless you give me your forum account."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"8 8-9-9 when two can Forum I? I don't understand it"

i don't understand either



Original text:

"The moral of this story is to use Google Translate."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Version of the fairy tale, he said."

[Mariofan1701]

Original text:

"What the hell is with these stupid hospital kids?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is part of the children's Hospital."

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

Original text:

"What the hell is with these stupid hospital kids?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is part of the children's Hospital."

the most accurate

[Zanaran2]

Original text:

"Is Ratatat any good?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ratatat."

[YayFun]

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

After:

"Dear math please grow and solve their own problems, I was tired, and they will help you."

[carolcat]

Original text:

"my hips hurt. please help."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you want to cancel. Please explain"

cool

[xSetrox]

"Can I apply for a job here?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can apply for the job?"

yes I can!