Bad Translator V101

[ßlöükfáce]

Translated by: Bing
Translations: 35
Random language order: Yes

"don't masturbate" --> "so, to help them"

[Ad Bot]

[Jakobblockhead]

Original text:

"Sometimes I eat ice cream while watching Bel Air"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In response to eating ice cream, and sometimes a list of trusted certificates"



Original text:

"Sometimes I eat ice cream while watching Bel Air"

...70 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ice cream sometimes CTL"


Original text:

"Sometimes I eat ice cream while watching Bel Air"

...105 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sometimes ice-t"

[Kumquat]

"I was the proud king of France!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I am proud of the King of France."

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

Original text:

"drop the banhammer, we got a spammer."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Banhammer publications"

[Philip M.]

"My car's engine is the best in town and no one can do a thing about it!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My engine is the best in the city, you do not do this work!"

[Snaked_Snake]

Original text:

"Anyone want some?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"No one wants to what?"

[blazerblock2]

Original text:

"hello how are you today?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hey, Hey, Hey, now."

[Cybertails1998]

in which I yell at it and learn of the existence of a secret document

Original text: "YOU STUPID THING HOW CAN YOU forget UP THIS BAD"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "He has a"

Original text: "HOW DO YOU TURN A STATEMENT INTO "HE HAS SOMETHING" HOLY stuff"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "We will explain in this article."

Original text: "WHAT ARTICLE? I'M BAFFLED"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Konfondr Article."

edit: TMI to the max

Original text: "WHAT DOES THIS GODDAMNED ARTICLE CONTAIN? WHAT KIND OF WORD IS THAT?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "This article is the devil real?"

Original text: "DOES IT SERIOUSLY CONTAIN SATANIC stuff ARE YOU KIDDING ME"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Serious fun."

[Blockhead8306]

"Like chocolate my mom is alive, but you never know."

I laughed harder than I should have.

[Bomb Kirby]

Original text:

"this thread is fun to read"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's"

[K3k0m@n]

Original text:

"One day I went outside and I saw a brick. I went up to the brick and clicked it. Nothing happened. A few seconds later, a person named 'Blockhead100001' joined. Everyone in the server started shouting out 'Oh god! a 100k ID!' The Blockhead left."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the best light Brick tiles below are two of the comments, as the West Ridge, Blockhead100001 for a few minutes. My God. Seriously silly boys 100 k right?"

...Another 35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Usually white. The Protocol, in accordance with weitri Blockhead100001. $ 100."

...Another 35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cut l 100001 c Protocol D B e h for $ 100."

...Another 35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(D) and (b), (c) 10 000 $ 100 a cup of"

[LegoGuy24]

Original text:

"Hai,bitch."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"T Nobutomi"

[Jakobblockhead]

Original text:

"Masturbating is bad!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... The climax is not a bad thing"


Bing masturbates.

[Nonnel]

richard = rooster
rooster = chicken
so
richard = chicken

a rooster is a rooster, not a chicken.

[ßlöükfáce]

a rooster is a rooster, not a chicken.

Okay then

richard -> rooster
rooster -> rooster
rooster -> chicken
richard = chicken