So I decided to go to the movies with some friends and we decided to watch Son Of God. They offered me a free snack I asked for some sour patch kids (Never had any before). We went into the movie theatre, sat down and quietly watched. As the movie was playing I opened up my Sour patch kids pack and took a hand full and started eating small portions of them. I started feeling sick after eating so many sour patch kids, so I put them away for a while and watched the movie. I started feeling really gassy, but didn't want to fart. I had to fart so hard I decided to just go through with it. Luckily it came out silently, but smelled absolutely horrible. I kept watching and farting silently every 10 minutes or so. I noticed the people in front of me started getting up and leaving so I started to hold them in a little. After a while one suddenly came out and the kid in front of me face palmed really hard and was loving pissed at who ever was farting. I could tell. He looked back at me a couple of times and I stopped laughing every time he did and acted normal and like I didn't notice him. He eventually turned back around and kept watching. At this time the movie was over, and it was great.
We went to eat some sushi, and we were talking about the movie then someone mentioned, "Some loving asswipe kept farting, and that ruined some parts for me." I then started to laugh quietly behind my shirt. Then another said "That loving starfish did it like 6 loving times too, I wanted to fart back at them so hard." I lost it and they all looked at me and knew it was me, but I played along "Yea man that person kept farting and it smelled like stuff!" They all just said things around "I'm never coming back to this theatre again". I was still quietly laughing the whole time hiding it when laughing then occasionally stopping to eat. We paid then left.
Back in the car they were still talking about it and I was loosing my stuff and couldn't hold in the laughter. I put my hood over my mouth and continued laughing, but you couldn't tell so they were just looking at me normally. Then this girl was like "It was so gross and smelled like rotten eggs or like something sour". I continued occasionally laughing every few seconds or so really loving hard. Then, I loving lost my stuff. They got all weird about it and knew it was me all along. We all started having a good laugh about it. In the end I realized that I actually had an absolute blast and it was one of the better nights I've had in a long time.
TL;DR I farted a couple of times in at the movies and got caught later, but it was loving hilarious in the end and funny as forget.
I learned my lesson to never eat sour patch kids ever again.
