In the heat of the blistering heat, there was a man. This man, you see, had a dream. This dream, was to gather all the pies together, under one rule, in one united colony. This man, was named Lord Pie. Now, Lord Pie, did not know how to correctly form upon this dream, this vision he had. But, he did not know that until after he tried. The colonization of the pies were being thwarted by "OOPAHs", and Meat. Pie, was thrown against the side, and challenged all, by trying again. But, this time.. with more formation, a bigger army. He sent the pies to war. A long gruesome war, that lasted days, to even weeks as some say. The ending of the war was to come, when all died. Pie looked at his dead pies and said the following words:
"OH stuff!"
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