Council 
Well, the reason why I think I should become a banana is because I have slain many, many monkeys before, especially those Nigerian monkeys too. They're incredibly hard to kill. Anyways, the most banana thing I have ever done would probably be is that I sat in the fridge for a while.
Assistant, you have requested to be apart of the Banana Nation. The Banana Council will have a meeting to see if you are qualified to become an immortal Banana Man.
Council Saying:
Filipe1020: yeah
Jakob: Yes, he is a fridge warrior!
The Brighter Dark: Yeah sure whatever.
Overall:
3/3Sentence:
Acceptance
Hearing:
Congratulations, Assistant. The Council has chosen you to be apart of the immortal, epic, Banana Men. You may never abuse the power or title of Bananas, and will rule out your actions wisely. We are currently at war with the Nigerian Monkeys, and we expect you to do your part in this war.
You may choose a specific role you want as apart of the Banana Nation.
TL;DR?? You are
accepted.