Don't trust chairs

[Flatflyer]

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[Planr]

this is now the conspiracy gif megathread

[Machetian]

last time i sat in a plastic chair i had the legs kicked out

[XR-7]

The chair in his office is receiving the information sent from other chairs.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

We now know how Russia is running around with our old nuclear secrets.
We now know how the press gets its hands on classified information.
We now know how wars are anticipated and where they will happen.
We now know how the UN and NATO communicate as they gossip about other countries.

Oh dear....what now?

[Flatflyer]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

We now know how Russia is running around with our old nuclear secrets.
We now know how the press gets its hands on classified information.
We now know how wars are anticipated and where they will happen.
We now know how the UN and NATO communicate as they gossip about other countries.

Oh dear....what now?

maybe they HEARD YOU TYPING THIS AND ARE NOW SENDING A ASSASSIN TO KILL YOU
HIDE.

[XR-7]

maybe they HEARD YOU TYPING THIS AND ARE NOW SENDING A ASSASSIN TO KILL YOU
HIDE.

AND IM SITTING IN A CAFETERIA CHAIR RIGHT NOW!! BYEEE

[Brickitect]

When I was eating hot food, a wooden chair collapsed while I was sitting in it, and I spilled my hot food all over my chest and face.
forget.

[Flatflyer]

One time when playing GTA IV, the back of my computer chair broke and I fell.
right on the hard wood floor too. :(

[TheFunCommunist!]

I have never fallen over in a chair because I'm not stupid

[ßlöükfáce]

who is this an alt of

[Machetian]

who is this an alt of

funny how nobody has suspected me yet, while so many people know

[PurpleSir]

[ChappersTeddy]

no, tables are worse

[Snaked_Snake]

Well, I was about 4 at playschool, I put a chair behind me, went to sit down-but someone took it away and I fell down.

I once fell off a chair.

Kicked a chair?