Author Topic: Embarrassing forgetup stories  (Read 2077 times)

After a long night of vomiting, I, along with my younger brother, accompanied my mother to her hair salon. While we were there, my brother jumped up and shouted "look how long I can hold my breath!" Well, I couldn't let him show me up, so I jumped up and shouted "I can do it longer." I didn't exactly have a lot of energy and well...

I passed out on the spot.  :cookieMonster:
Game over this guy wins


stuff my pants once when i was 9

Okay.
Yesterday at lunch, this girl, (she has a reputation that if you offend her, she will beat your ass hard.  Even her TEACHERS are afraid of her) she "accidentally" started this weird conversation about balls.

I asked, who started this weird conversation?!  She said: "I did, accidentally"

I wasn't thinking, and I said "F-U"

She stood up, and I thought, "Oh, stuff! I'm probably gonna die".

She punched me like 10 times before a friend pulled her away.

Holy forget!

After a long night of vomiting, I, along with my younger brother, accompanied my mother to her hair salon. While we were there, my brother jumped up and shouted "look how long I can hold my breath!" Well, I couldn't let him show me up, so I jumped up and shouted "I can do it longer." I didn't exactly have a lot of energy and well...

I passed out on the spot.  :cookieMonster:
I thought you were going to say you started to hold your breath then threw up all over your brother, and I was going to tell you that that was the best possible reaction to your brother doing something stupid.

I thought you were going to say you started to hold your breath then threw up all over your brother, and I was going to tell you that that was the best possible reaction to your brother doing something stupid.
EXACTLY what I thought too.

Okay.
Yesterday at lunch, this girl, (she has a reputation that if you offend her, she will beat your ass hard.  Even her TEACHERS are afraid of her) she "accidentally" started this weird conversation about balls.

I asked, who started this weird conversation?!  She said: "I did, accidentally"

I wasn't thinking, and I said "F-U"

She stood up, and I thought, "Oh, stuff! I'm probably gonna die".

She punched me like 10 times before a friend pulled her away.

Holy forget!
How much trouble does she get in?

well if I had a power to act like any video game character and have there fighting skills id pick the "New Kid" from south park and beat up any hostile enemies who attack me also how old is she?

well if I had a power to act like any video game character and have there fighting skills id pick the "New Kid" from south park and beat up any hostile enemies who attack me also how old is she?
wrong thread bro

After they left my teacher flipped a stuff and started yelling at me for about 10 minuets before he started class again.
10 minuets
It is so beautiful that this is in the context of a music lesson

well if I had a power to act like any video game character and have there fighting skills id pick the "New Kid" from south park and beat up any hostile enemies who attack me also how old is she?
sounds like superbro wants some animation pusillanimous individual

sounds like superbro wants some animation pusillanimous individual
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EDIT:the forget does it really think its a mail website?
« Last Edit: March 22, 2014, 01:56:28 PM by Superbro11 »

A couple years ago, I was on a tour of the National Weather Service office in St Louis.  My dad and I were talking to one of the meteorologists about my possible career paths and requirements for a while (half hour or so).  It was probably about 85 degrees with sun on us the whole time. 

Finally, the tour started.  We went inside the building with a group of about 30 people while another meteorologist handled the tour.  He was just talking, I was in the middle of the crowd.  I suddenly started to feel mentally strange though, like I was about to tear out of my skin and go insane.  I kept looking up at the guy and was like "WHEN WILL THE DOLT STOP TALKING?!" in my mind, when normally I can sit listening for hours.

I started to move through people to the back of the small room.  I kept looking at everyone with some sort of hateful passion wishing they would just get away from me.  I started to feel kind of dizzy.  I turned to my mom and said under my breath, "I need to get out of here now."

Normally, I'd never voice my opinions if I hate something in public, and she was somewhat alarmed and replied with, "What? Why?"

"I just need to go, right now."

She started to lead me out the door.  Right outside the first doorway, but before I left the building, I passed out and smashed my face into a window.  Everybody in the whole building saw me.  When I woke up, my mom was going crazy, my dad was in my face, and there were two teenage girls and the meteorologist guy right behind him.  I was taken outside cause my parents thought I would get sick, but I didn't.

They contemplated taking me to the emergency room, but I said no.  We went back inside where I was sat down in somebody's desk (probably the secretary's).  I had a cup of water with a mountain of ice in it and I watched two more tours go past.  Eventually I decided to get up and went through with the next group that came through.

I think I was asked about 500 times, "Are you ok?" for the next couple days.  I conclude that I probably had really bad heat exhaustion because I had nothing to drink that entire day.

not really embarrassing but damn

one time when i was 4 i felt like trying to flip in the air on my moms bed and i slammed my head through a tv set