Stranger: Do you think I do this for my own kicks
Stranger: well guess what
Stranger: this is serious, you're under survalence
Stranger: we need to know your favorite color now
Stranger: the world is at your fingertips
You: what happens
You: if I don't
Stranger: five forumers will die
You: who
Stranger: Glass and Tony are not two of the five
You: who will die
You: huh
Stranger: John Freeman Filipe Night Fox Jellyfish and BedSpit
You: oh stuff
You: who will run the forums?
You: me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: TurnipBlog will
You: you're turnipblog aren't you
Stranger: no
You: this is a desperate attempt to get Ladies
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: I know it
Stranger: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED
I've been compromised!
i will rule the world
im coming for you