Roll to Take Action - Tophat Taverns - TristianLuigi promoted to Updater

[Biohazard]

Force skelly belly into submission by tickling his funny bone with my barrage of bone puns.

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

eat chicken leg club sandwich to gain SPEECH POWER

2 - Bad, you just fulfilled your appetite

Wait, SKELLY BELLY ISN'T STUNNED

Force skelly belly into submission by tickling his funny bone with my next joke.

3 - Owch

Skelly Belly: 75/275

[CharlesSpeaking]

WITH THE POWER OF SPEECH, SHOUT A SHOUT THAT FOREVER SHALL MAKE MY AND CHILDOFDARKNESS016'S POWER THE GREATEST IT SHALL EVER BE

after wiping mouth after that sandwich

[Biohazard]

I then leap into Skelly Belly's skull, trying to get him to beat himself in the head.

[Legodude77]

PERFORM HADOUKEN INTO SKELLY BELLY'S BELLY.

[Fastlex]

Attempt to heal my self.

[Redconer]

WITH THE POWER OF SPEECH, SHOUT A SHOUT THAT FOREVER SHALL MAKE MY AND CHILDOFDARKNESS016'S POWER THE GREATEST IT SHALL EVER BE

after wiping mouth after that sandwich

3.Tails - Not good, but satisfying. Skelly Belly was damaged of course, but wasn't stunned

Skelly Belly: 55/275

PERFORM HADOUKEN INTO SKELLY BELLY'S BELLY.

6.6 - HOLY CRAP, LUCKY SHOT UNLOCKED. SKELLY BELLY NO MORE

Legodude77 received Skelly Flop Beater

Skelly Belly: DEAD

Attempt to heal my self.

2 - Failed
Everyone receives 100 gold

[CharlesSpeaking]

SPEND ALL MONEY TO GAIN THE POWER OF THE MIGHTIEST VOICE OF YODELING OR OPERA

[Redconer]

SPEND ALL MONEY TO GAIN THE POWER OF THE MIGHTIEST VOICE OF YODELING OR OPERA

5 - Nice, you got it

[CharlesSpeaking]

raise as much money as i can from opera singing

[Redconer]

raise as much money as i can from opera singing

A total of 96 people payed 5 to listen to your music
480 gold was made
Okay guys, which destination

[Biohazard]

purchase a deck of tarot cards and go forth into the Tophat Taverns

[CharlesSpeaking]

give half of the money to childofdarkness

we can't NOT go to the tavern

[Fastlex]

Okay guys, which destination

Weapon/Armor store. EDIT: (Wait, it's a poll...)

Have my money stashed in a bag.
...
Wherever the bag is.

Are we getting healed by the next mission?

Buy a "FIRE WAND".

[SirLancelot7]

Use money to buy choice weaponry for my army!  Then proceed with the group to the next destination.