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[Port]

why stop there
make the head explode from being too loud and then proceed to send your body 1000 miles into the air at the speed of light.

If your body was sent up into the air at the speed of light the apex would be way more than 1000 miles up.
Specifically, ignoring air resistance, it would stop and start to fall 9504.2 miles into the air.

-c / 2g = 15,295,533.57142857 meters ≈ 9504.2 miles

Assuming approximations of:

c = 299,792,458 m/s
g = -9.8 m/s

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[Swollow]

If your body was sent up into the air at the speed of light the apex would be way more than 1000 miles up.
Specifically, ignoring air resistance, it would stop and start to fall 9504.2 miles into the air.

-c / 2g = 15,295,533.57142857 meters ≈ 9504.2 miles

Assuming approximations of:

c = 299,792,458 m/s
g = -9.8 m/s

nrd

[Yosher]

why stop there
make the head explode from being too loud and then proceed to send your body 1000 miles into the air at the speed of light.

You're not thinking creatively enough.

The sound should, after launching your body into the air, destroy the sound barrier completely, opening up a portal to the underworld.

[SWAT One]

The weapon itself should be a blast wave of sound wrecking everything on the server.

[TristanLuigi]

If your body was sent up into the air at the speed of light the apex would be way more than 1000 miles up.
Specifically, ignoring air resistance, it would stop and start to fall 9504.2 miles into the air.

-c / 2g = 15,295,533.57142857 meters ≈ 9504.2 miles

Assuming approximations of:

c = 299,792,458 m/s
g = -9.8 m/s

But you can't just ignore air resistance, it's pretty much the main factor that shows down objects. Also, gravity weakens as you go higher.