You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like blf.
Stranger: Hail, traveller!
You: yiff
Stranger: also, if I type while you're mid-sentence, it's probably just my space-bar special interest.
Stranger: so.. smooth..
Stranger: ..please ignore it
You: mnngh.
You: gotta love that forgetin
You: smooth spacebar BOOTY.
Stranger: spacebars..
Stranger: ..anyways
Stranger: How fares ye?
You: sweaty
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: What is your name?
You: foul
Stranger: Foul?
Stranger: Did your parents hate ye?
You: or beta
Stranger: Are you a druggie?
You: no
Stranger: You are.
You: you wot
Stranger: Let me tell you a little secret..
Stranger: i'm not really here
Stranger has disconnected.the stranger was never here all along
they are SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
