The Object-Chucking Game

[Illuminati]

I wash it.

I catch jakob holding abstath who fell from a cliff and throw myself.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

I kick you in the face.



I throw a combustible lemon.

[Mr Queeba]

I blow up Cave Johnson's body with the lemon.

I smash my head in cake.

[TristanLuigi]

I am unharmed.
You, on the other hand, have a lot of cleaning up to do.

I throw something with negative mass.

[Cupcakehat]

i don't read that god damn article, so it does not harm me

i throw a airhorn with the button taped down

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

i throw it at my neighbor

i throw a badspot armed with a banhammer set to permanent

[Bomb Kirby]

Disconnect from the server to avoid the banhammer

I throw an iphone

[ßlöükfáce]

I catch it and now I finally have a phone

I throw my knife

[Bomb Kirby]

Block it with a fork

throw the same fork

[Pah1023]

I eat with it.


I throw my now empty plate.

[Bomb Kirby]

defend with plastic plate

I throw this thread

[Teneksi]

I knit it.

I throw a festive sweater made of Blockland posts.

[Flatflyer]

I wear it but it becomes very itchy and I sweat a lot in it

I throw a itchy and sweaty festive sweater made of blockland posts

[Bomb Kirby]

That's mine, thank you. Now, lemme make it less itchy

I throw the forums as it stands right now.

[lilpappaknox]

I use a Forum Shield.

I throw a handful of Soy Beans.