So my family is buying a pool

[Pie Crust]

Get an australian tank. They're bigger (60m diameter standard, 2m deep), cheaper to build (No need to dig a hole for it) and pay no taxes as it's considered a rural tool. (Atleast here).

[Ad Bot]

[$trinick]

I wasn't aware that it's possible to not know how to swim. I'm pretty sure it's basic instinct. If you hold a dog over a pool it'll start to paddle with its legs even though it's not actually in the water yet; I'm willing to bet that if I tossed one of you into a pool (which I'd totally do) you'd live.

[Slammer1337]

i'll at least attempt to survive lol

i know how to float stomach-up, i'll at least do that if stuff's fubar

[Snaked_Snake]

Talking about swimming lessons, that reminds me

There was this old woman that wanted me to jump from a diving board when I think 6-8, and she decided to push me off and I almost drowned.

[ßlöükfáce]

I know how to swim sort of but I never had swimming classes, I taught myself

[XR-7]

Talking about swimming lessons, that reminds me

There was this old woman that wanted me to jump from a diving board when I think 6-8, and she decided to push me off and I almost drowned.

And here you are today. She failed at what she was paid to do.

 

[ResonKinetic]

I didn't really know for a while because I had swim teachers who scarred my childhood lol

Were they hot?

[XR-7]

Were they hot?

I don't remember them that well. Probably just high school girls from what I remember. I probably took lessons anywhere between 2000 and 2005.

I've also never been down a water slide or a diving board before.

[Fab]

get to my level

[Night Fox]

great job living next to a cheap motel??

[Epicduke]

I wasn't aware that it's possible to not know how to swim. I'm pretty sure it's basic instinct. If you hold a dog over a pool it'll start to paddle with its legs even though it's not actually in the water yet; I'm willing to bet that if I tossed one of you into a pool (which I'd totally do) you'd live.

i know how to flap my arms around a bit to keep me moving, but I can't swim swim

[XR-7]

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get to my level

Fab lives in a prison next to a hotel.

[Fab]

great job living next to a cheap motel??

that's my loving house

[XR-7]

that's my loving house

Wait, did you buy that prison?

[Night Fox]

that's my loving house

then why is there a wall between your house and your pool...