Author Topic: How can I get $20 pronto?  (Read 2996 times)

sell ur cum to a company that wants it

I don't think that a sperm bank would accept a 14 year old's semen.

Ill give you $1 for every press up you do on camera

If you're good at basketball, bet 5+ bucks you'll beat someone to 11. (Make sure they suck and make sure you look like you'll lose) Also I recommend a middle man to make sure the money is distributed properly lol.

you should do prostitution though
but dont do the kind where you are butt naked because nobody wants to see that long ass rotten foreskin of yours seriously circumsise or you aint gettin anyone when you're in your 20s
nobody aint givin you money for dat, you need to act like a girl
just like put on a bra and act like a 6 year old dancing in the street flashing every few seconds
a dude will eventually throw money at you and yell at you to get in his van
this is the step where you run like the loving wind


ontopic:
to be serious just do chores and stuff for money or whatever
you dont make 20$ in like 20 minutes

coins from under couch cushions
adds up rather fast

go to the town hall and do the secret code L R L R CIRCLE TRIANGLE L R and a hobo will appear. kill the hobo and he will drop $1000 (well more than the $20 you're looking for)

Dude, he wants $20, not $1000. It's in the title, I mean seriously.

If you're 14 and in that scenario, there really is no way.

Check under the couch cushions, in the dryer, in your mom's purse, your dad's wallet, your little sisters piggy bank and you're good to go


I don't think that a sperm bank would accept a 14 year old's semen.

I'd accept it.

You hate little kids? So you hated yourself when you were 1 second old to 9 years old.
r u for reals

My sister gave me 20$ once for typing up a 75 question study guide for her to use.

If you're good at basketball, bet 5+ bucks you'll beat someone to 11. (Make sure they suck and make sure you look like you'll lose) Also I recommend a middle man to make sure the money is distributed properly lol.
hustling is as low as low gets


send this "package" to fernando mc Riddlerjizzer in nevada and ill give you 50k