sell ur cum to a company that wants it
go to the town hall and do the secret code L R L R CIRCLE TRIANGLE L R and a hobo will appear. kill the hobo and he will drop $1000 (well more than the $20 you're looking for)
Borrow some money from a friend or something
I don't think that a sperm bank would accept a 14 year old's semen.
You hate little kids? So you hated yourself when you were 1 second old to 9 years old.
If you're good at basketball, bet 5+ bucks you'll beat someone to 11. (Make sure they suck and make sure you look like you'll lose) Also I recommend a middle man to make sure the money is distributed properly lol.
hustling is as low as low gets