Pretty sure the OP said a WEAPON
Erect rooster mounted laser cannonIt should be quite obvious that prepubescent tweens don't have erect or rooster.
vehicles can be used as weapons
But you said license.that isn't a weapon
LOLI'm actually 10 years old (see my profile), but here is what I would do if I was a adult.I would play rickroll extremely loud.
send out steve and Clone v.117
ftfy.
geniusthey would get a steve4541 and clone v.117 too but they won't molest you because too old