Author Topic: water/drought related puns  (Read 4385 times)

i would like some puns related to droughts please

just for fun

i really like jokes they're a lot better than plants dying XD that was good one hoho

An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as ‘so much bridge under the water’.

I could give you a bunch, but you'll only really appreciate them if you like dry humour.

Water you thinking?! I drought the statement that you have snow reason for doing this. Let me sea your intentions, or I will desert this topic.

Water you thinking?! I drought the statement that you have snow reason for doing this. Let me sea your intentions, or I will desert this topic.

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Water you thinking?! I drought the statement that you have snow reason for doing this. Let me sea your intentions, or I will desert this topic.
Best one

water you using these puns for anyway

Inb4 milhouse floodpants picture


I'm trying to come up with one but I'm drought of ideas.

don't let this thread get run dry

Water you waiting for? Make it rain some puns!