I ATE A HOT CHILI

[Cybertails1998]

I finished it, and managed to dull the chili burn to reasonable levels

Any chilled or frozen dairy products?

I was not gonna chew on a block of frozen cheese - the only thing that fit your description at the time - so I had to go buy milk and an ice cream sandwich.

c'mon cyber it's not so bad

you said you chugged water for 10 minutes lol

Er... You tried to drink SODA after eating a hot pepper? :O

You are talking to a russkie that was willing to try literally anything - including grabbing a nearby coke bottle and rubbing their face all over it.

you probably shouldn't have done that

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

you lost a bet

put a match next to your mouth, blow, and breath fire

I could breathe fire without a match - I'm pretty sure I've fried at least one passer-by outside lol

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

I could breathe fire without a match - I'm pretty sure I've fried at least one passer-by outside lol

i'm pretty sure you're causing global warming with your breath

[Sentry]

Chili peppers aren't even hot.

[Tudoreleu]

Chili peppers aren't even hot.

you don't know true beauty

[Choi]

you can try swishing water and spitting it

[BluetoothBoy]

Bread. It works wonders.

But it saddens me that you can't take the heat. If you'd like, I can take that chili from you.

[Kimon²]

rest in loving pieces

[Steve5451²]

rest in loving pieces

Language.

[Doughboy]

i ate a cold chili once

[Bomb Kirby]

i ate a cold chili once

"cold chili"

it completely contradicts itself

[Doughboy]

"cold chili"

it completely contradicts itself

thats why it was delicious

[Siberian Husky]

Try a Carolina Reaper :3 2,200,000 Scoville heat level, have fun m8

[Scaredhappyguy]

Eat some sugar. Water will not help.

[warble]

There is a ukranian exchange student at my school who grows his own peppers he tricked my awesome match teacher into eating one of his special ham and pepper sandwiches, i later had one willfully 30 min of continous pain!

[Trogtor]

 

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omfg i died