Imagine the forums is an orphanage and Badspot is our guardian

[Duhman115]

I go up to alex and ask if we want to build a better fortress that's 9000% bette

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

*grabs a hammer and nails* only if its made of wood

[Fab]

op fix title i'm the leader now

[Markey]

op fix title i'm the leader now

no you're not.

Markey shoots fab in the ass with an AK-74.

[Alyx Vance]

*takes gun from Markey*
Stop, like, seriously.

[Markey]

Markey goes into his secret stash and finds 30000 dollars, he goes to Mexico and buys a few snipers.

He puts the snipers in his stash so that one day, he can blow up the orphanage.

EDIT: Blow up can also mean shoot up, y'know.

[Decepticon]

* Decepticon oklahoma

[Alyx Vance]

* Alyx Vance Smacks Markey for basically taking the 'hur hur I has wepons fear me' too far

[Duhman115]

*Duhman sneaks past badspot while he faps and go gets wood

I got the wood, Alyx!

[Decepticon]

* Decepticon calls cops

the police arrive, markey would attempt to fire at one officer but misses, the bullet hitting his car. Markey would then be shot down, screaming as he bleeds out and dies.

everybody left alive is taken to a new orphanage

[Fab]

no you're not.

Markey shoots fab in the ass with an AK-74.

you can't kill a Fab.

don't mess with someone which holds the first post!

[Alyx Vance]

*Duhman sneaks past badspot while he faps and go gets wood

I got the wood, Alyx!

Lets get building!

[Buu]

buu secretly spreads rumors about the man behind the bricks and plans to sacrifice badspot to the microwave.

[Duhman115]

Lets get building!

Then can we declare war on faaab?

[Alyx Vance]

Then can we declare war on faaab?

Don't see why not. Better get some bricks too.