Author Topic: Guy! I need your help!!!  (Read 285 times)

E middle of lunch at school and I have several otter pops with me that I would like to eat, only I KANT OPN DEM COS I DONT HAV SCISSSORS OR A KNIFE COS IM AT SCHOOOL!!!! 1111


In all seriousness my life will end if I dont get to eat this otterpop. Suggest legit ways to open an otterpop without sharp tools.

suck on it until it melts then stab it with a pencil
drink it

Maybe if you cry it opens because magic

Rip open with teeth i do this all the time

Rip open with teeth i do this all the time
kktha ks. Just did it.