Author Topic: How to come out? (Read 5179 times)

this, right here, is exactly why you shouldn't tell her
she doesn't deserve it being easy
one day just be like
"hey, mom, my husband needs some sugar, can we borrow a cup?"
probably it wouldn't actually be about your husband bc I imagine you'd find some reason to drop that bombshell on her another time. but still, something like that

Quote from: Blockzillahead on June 05, 2014, 08:48:03 PM

say you need to visit the doctor for a p-spot exam. then when she is watching, act like you enjoy it.

first of all kids don't get p-spot exams, and second, even if they did, their parents wouldn't watch it

Quote from: DrenDran on June 05, 2014, 08:51:26 PM

Why did you think we'd all assume that?

wth else would you assume?

KoopaScooper · June 05, 2014, 08:55:52 PM

You should totally tell them when you're moving out and be a richard about it. Makes the mental scars much worse.

Frankie� · June 05, 2014, 08:55:58 PM

i just hinted at it until my mom basically asked

0xBRIANSMITH · June 05, 2014, 08:56:37 PM

Quote from: termibrown townlyCapricious on June 05, 2014, 08:44:51 PM

I really don't have any friends outside of blockland.

I'm not going to lie
this is a problem on so many levels.

Quote from: termibrown townlyCapricious on June 05, 2014, 08:42:42 PM

"No matter what you are I will always love you, I will be a little disappointed, But I will still love you"

"...I will be a little disappointed..."
to flat out tell you, this is a horrible thing to say to anyone.
tell your mom to watch her tongue the next time she says that because it can be really offensive to some people
~~then wink and stick her in the pooper~~.
then make some notion to show that you are referring to yourself. The idea is to not make a big deal out of it. If your mom is actually sensitive about this stuff, she wont want some big showy thing.

xbox 360 fan · June 05, 2014, 08:57:54 PM

If she gets mad at you she is not a good mother.

termianallyCapricious · June 05, 2014, 08:57:59 PM

She's really the only person who bothers to listen to what I have to say, She said she would be a little disappointed, She knew that I was dating a girl before, who had more 'male' characteristics. Of course, I'm sure she didn't think any of it.

Blockzillahead · June 05, 2014, 08:58:02 PM

Quote from: Night Fox on June 05, 2014, 08:52:43 PM

first of all kids don't get p-spot exams, and second, even if they did, their parents wouldn't watch it

how do YOU know
yeah got you

Nonnel · June 05, 2014, 08:59:00 PM

Buy a carrot and make sure she sees it.

Biohazard · June 05, 2014, 08:59:32 PM

"mom, gay, I'm dad."

termianallyCapricious · June 05, 2014, 08:59:51 PM

Quote from: Blockzillahead on June 05, 2014, 08:58:02 PM

how do YOU know
yeah got you

Because usually people at the age of 16-18 get p-spot exams. I remember my brother did. He fell off of the medical examine table.