So there's this virus going around my school

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Dont forget to ware condoms!

My mom would hold me at knifepoint in my bed to keep me from going.

Obviously joking, but even if 10 people at school were violently sick, she wouldn't let me go and I wouldn't want to go either.
my parents are the kind of parents who want me to go to school even in extreme circumstances
they've only let me stay home twice this whole school year and, as far as i can remember, they were my first ever sick days in public schooling

ITS THE APOCALYPSE
HIDE
GET A SHOTGUN AND SOME SHELLS
no but seriously can we turn this thread into some adventure like the blockland waiting room

have you tried running "school" in safe mode?

have you tried running "school" in safe mode?
No dice - it's hiding in the firmware.


as if a face mask would protect anyone from a strain this malicious  :cookieMonster:

http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Flu


you should alert CEDA as soon as possible
I've actually seen a couple of kids wearing masks.

No dice - it's hiding in the firmware.
well stuff
looks like he has to do a system reboot



HERE ARE SOME POSTERS FROM THE OFFICIAL CEDA

STAY SAFE

Well, if this is the zombie apocalypse, it won't be the first time something like this has happened.

get norton antivirus it's sure to protect you from the nasty malware those kids are infected with

i am good russia doxter and I say you going die

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Others made light of the situation, including one calling it a zombie apocolaypse.
lmfao

i am good russia doxter and I say you going die

pls don't dox me