Author Topic: I think i just caught my dad masturbating (Read 6978 times)

Flatflyer · June 10, 2014, 01:29:25 PM

Quote from: Tonkka� on June 10, 2014, 01:25:11 PM

dong now expanded

i'm not gay tho

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Tonkka� · June 10, 2014, 01:29:46 PM

Quote from: Flatflyer on June 10, 2014, 01:29:25 PM

i'm not gay tho

That's what they all say, friend

Snaked_Snake · June 10, 2014, 01:31:56 PM

Quote from: Tonkka� on June 10, 2014, 01:17:18 PM

Some ultrasounds have noticed the baby rubbing their crotch continuously, so it could be possible that you were jerking off before you were even born. It's called Fetal procrastination.

I don't masturbate.

Tonkka� · June 10, 2014, 01:40:29 PM

Quote from: Snaked_Snake on June 10, 2014, 01:31:56 PM

I don't masturbate.

I bet you wish you could

#shotsfired

Flatflyer · June 10, 2014, 01:40:54 PM

Quote from: Tonkka� on June 10, 2014, 01:29:46 PM

That's what they all say, friend

but i'm not ;_;

Snaked_Snake · June 10, 2014, 01:44:23 PM

Quote from: Tonkka� on June 10, 2014, 01:40:29 PM

I bet you wish you could

#shotsfired

I'm 13 and I'm a goody two-shoes.

But I do play the occasional 18+

Tonkka� · June 10, 2014, 01:45:35 PM

Quote from: Flatflyer on June 10, 2014, 01:40:54 PM

but i'm not ;_;

Yes you are

Quote from: Snaked_Snake on June 10, 2014, 01:44:23 PM

I'm 13 and I'm a goody two-shoes.

But I do play the occasional 18+

you're abnormal

Flatflyer · June 10, 2014, 01:58:47 PM

Quote from: Tonkka� on June 10, 2014, 01:45:35 PM

Yes you are

prove it ;)

Tonkka� · June 10, 2014, 02:13:34 PM

Quote from: Flatflyer on June 10, 2014, 01:58:47 PM

prove it ;)

you just did it for me.

GhostStar · June 10, 2014, 02:20:35 PM

Watching research when you are married is wrong, maybe "cheating" is the wrong word to use.

Dragonslayer182 · June 10, 2014, 02:22:16 PM

Quote from: Blockzillahead on June 10, 2014, 07:23:29 AM

my man

Your avatar's head looks like bread

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · June 10, 2014, 02:25:55 PM

Quote from: Dragonslayer182 on June 10, 2014, 02:22:16 PM

Your avatar's head looks like bread

where's the relevance?
i don't see it
where is it
help me find the relevance

i'll tell you if your dad has good taste later when i don't have to worry about an 8 year old barging in here

cooldawson3 · June 10, 2014, 02:26:33 PM

Quote from: GhostStar on June 10, 2014, 02:20:35 PM

Watching research when you are married is wrong, maybe "cheating" is the wrong word to use.

Why's that?

Dallas Dick Kicker · June 10, 2014, 02:35:45 PM

Quote from: Flatflyer on June 10, 2014, 12:56:01 PM

I just stick with my right hand

i stick with my left hand because my right hand isn't good at righting or wanking, it's used for sports and other stuff.

being ambidextrous is pretty good i guess

this is now "what's your handedness thread"

GhostStar · June 10, 2014, 02:47:41 PM

Quote from: cooldawson3 on June 10, 2014, 02:26:33 PM

Why's that?

Srsly.? Are you trying to justify research? research is wrong. Its especially wrong if you are married. Would you want your spouse lusting after another person? How would that make you feel? Angry, jealous maybe, as if you weren't good enough loveually to please your spouse.