whoops

[Doom Mantis]

It does nothing to the fish thing,
It randomly explodes into a bunch of sentient cookies that try to eat You.

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

Use sign language to attempt to reason with the cookies, as you cannot talk with a melting face.

[Doom Mantis]

You don't know sign language...




Doug is seeing green everywhere.

[Flatflyer]

eat: mushrooms so you can escape this stuffty non reality and enter a new one thats much cooler


am i doing it right

[Ben Watts]

eat: mushrooms so you can escape this stuffty non reality and enter a new one thats much cooler


am i doing it right

[Rigel]

eat: mushrooms so you can escape this stuffty non reality and enter a new one thats much cooler


am i doing it right

I was thinking that he was on an LSD trip, so i guess so...

[randomtroll39]

Use the time warp!

[Doom Mantis]

Doug jumps through the Time Warp!
(Nao shiet's goin dowwwwnnn)

Doug switches perspective back to: DEPRESSED EMPLOYEE! (Original Mental Status)
The Time Warp was actually a/an: OFFICE WINDOW!
It turns out that during Your hallucination, You got shot by the guard.

Chapter 2. The Day that nobody cared it was 12:00 at Night
You fly out of the window and land on the hood of a car.
Doug is really dying now.
He limps away to his apartment
The phone rings, he picks it up.
*Chatter*
Doug hangs up.
His girlfriend broke up with him, probably for the best considering he is insane now.
Now what?

[PurpleSir]

Ok quit loving around and
Use: phone to call 911

[Doom Mantis]

You dial 911.
The police cars move over a few meters.
BAM, They are at Your apartment.

Well stuff.

[Flatflyer]

Talk: Police officer
let him arrest you, being in jail and healed up is better than being out here badly injured

[Rigel]

Talk: Police officer
let him arrest you, being in jail and healed up is better than being out here badly injured

[PurpleSir]

NO I MEANT THE loving AMBULANCE

[Doom Mantis]

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NO I MEANT THE loving AMBULANCE

The Medical Services work with Police Services...

I'm also surprised this is getting more posts than "The Pub" is.

[Decepticon]

The Medical Services work with Police Services...

actually no, medical services work with the fire department.