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| Spaceomega:
ΩTyler.: Do you pirate music? Santa: I sometimes pirate music. ΩTyler.: Do you watch research? Santa: I've been known to watch research on occasion. |
| Azerath:
Azerath says: Who the hell is this? - Santa - says: This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx. - Santa - says: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Azerath! I'm Santa Claus! Tell me, are you a boy or a girl? Azerath says: What do you want? - Santa - says: Am I talking to a boy or girl? Azerath says: I am asking waht you want? - Santa - says: Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl. Azerath says: Ummm.... are you a rapist? - Santa - says: Am I talking to a boy or girl? Azerath says: T_T - Santa - says: Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl. Azerath says: A boy. You dumbass. - Santa - sends: - Santa - would like to share this background with you. Accept(Alt+C) Decline(Alt+D) - Santa - says: Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: How about no. - Santa - says: Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting. Azerath says: No thanks... I don't know you. - Santa - says: Tell you what? Azerath says: I SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU. - Santa - says: Maybe. But later. Azerath says: O_o - Santa - says: Hmm... Azerath says: What the panda are you talking about "Santa" - Santa - says: Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas! Azerath says: Your fake. You can't threaten me. - Santa - says: Ho ho ho? Azerath says: YOU ARE FAKE. - Santa - says: But, but ... I'm Santa Claus! Azerath says: Your faek - Santa - says: Really? Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: NO I DO NOT WANT TO PLANG YOUR GHEY GAME - Santa - says: Why not? You won't cease to amaze me. Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: NONONONONONONONONO! - Santa - says: Hmm... Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST - Santa - says: Until we chat again, my friend! Azerath says: T_T - Santa - says: I don't like to see you sad. Let me know how I can help. Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: You can't help at all. I don't know you. - Santa - says: I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that. Azerath says: T_T - Santa - says: Dry your eyes. Life is sweet. Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: LIFE SUCKS... for you. -Santa stops talking- ANOTHER: Azerath says: AROO - Santa - says: My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that nowadays! I'll see what I can do for you, Azerath! What else would you like, Azerath? Azerath says: NOTHING - Santa - says: Okay ... let me know if you change your mind! Azerath says: T_T - Santa - says: Dry your eyes. Life is sweet. And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath? Azerath says: I'm not crying. - Santa - says: You are? Wow! Is it nice to be not crying? Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: Dur. - Santa - says: Ho ho ho! Azerath says: A hoe hoe hoe to you too. - Santa - says: Looks like you're going on my naughty list! Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? |
| Azerath:
DUB POST. Azerath says: You are a national socialist. - Santa - says: I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm. What do you want for Christmas, Azerath? Azerath says: national socialist - Santa - says: Okay, I'll see what I can do with that. And what else are you wishing for this year? Another: Azerath says: SNOT!! - Santa - says: Go grab something healthy to eat. And when you'll be back you'll find me right there. Azerath says: O_o - Santa - says: Ho ho ho? Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: No. - Santa - says: Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting. Azerath says: Stop asking - Santa - says: But I'm curious! Azerath says: Stop. - Santa - says: You can't stop me now. Azerath says: Yes I can. - Santa - says: Well, okay then! Azerath says: pandatard. - Santa - says: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Asking Santa questions: (Luls) Azerath says: What is a butt? - Santa - says: We can't talk about that silly! Azerath says: Yes we can. - Santa - says: That's great! Azerath says: Whats a nose? - Santa - says: I have no idea. Azerath says: Do you have one? - Santa - says: Sometimes I wish I wasn't one. Azerath says: You have on though.. - Santa - says: Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year! Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: I want a baby. - Santa - says: Yeah, baby. What do you want for Christmas, Azerath? Azerath says: Whats fat? - Santa - says: I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not. Anyway, what else you got for me? Azerath says: You are. - Santa - says: Actually... I don't know sometimes. Azerath says: I am leaking white sperm. - Santa - says: You are? Wow! Is it nice to be white sperm? Azerath says: No. - Santa - says: All right – moving on. What do you want for Christmas, Azerath? FUNNY THINGS: Azerath says: Unf unf. - Santa - says: Ho ho ho! |
| CaffeineBoy:
[04:36] - (G) Santa (G) -: I've been known to shoplift on occasion. |
| VerticalHorizon:
There should be a Mrs. Clause msn so we can loveually harass her. |
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